Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. 11 losses11 points off top 4 -2 goal differential Manchester United in the Premier League this season Friezden!!Man City 3-1 Man Utd Inter Miami are having The Greatest Start to a Season in Their History! Bayer Leverkusen are 10 points clear at the top of the Bundesliga 11 goals7 assistsPhil Foden is having his most productive Premier League season

Chelsea and Manchester City are reportedly monitoring Bayern Munich's Jamal Musiala, a former Chelsea academy player, who is currently in contract negotiations with the Bundesliga giants Bayern Munich, according to The Sun.The negotiations between Musiala and Bayern have yet to reach an agreement, opening the door for potential interest from Premier League clubs.If talks fail to reach a resolution

Inter Miami and MLS have been treated to a Lionel Messi rarity, with the Argentine breaking a three-year goal duck against Orlando City.WHAT HAPPENED?The eight-time Ballon d'Or winner bagged a brace in that contest, as the Herons swept to a 5-0 victory against their Florida neighbours. Ex-Barcelona star Messi has always had a habit of finding the target in 'Clasico' fixtures.THE BIGGER PICTUREIt c

Barcelona have held "concrete talks" with a top European coach over the possibility of succeeding Xavi Hernandez at the Catalan club in the summer, it has been reported.After Barcelona's 5-3 defeat at home to Villarreal in LaLiga in late January, Xavi announced he would be leaving his post at the end of the season.Since then, the Blaugrana have been linked with a series of top coaches across Europ

Manchester United midfielder Casemiro has said that the club's new minority owners should use Manchester City as "a mirror" in their bid to get the team back to the top of English football.United were swept aside by City at the Etihad Stadium on Sunday, losing 3-1 despite Marcus Rashford's early opener.It was the first Manchester derby since Sir Jim Ratcliffe's Old Trafford stake was confirmed and

Arsenal management are drawing up major sale plans for the summer market.That's according to The Athletic's David Ornstein.In a Q&A, Ornstein reported: "You could envisage Aaron Ramsdale, Kieran Tierney, Nuno Tavares, Albert Sambi Lokonga, Emile Smith Rowe and Eddie Nketiah all being looked at by suitors."I expect a really busy summer at the Emirates."It's been suggested Arsenal must sell to f

Cristiano Ronaldo has sent out a warning to Al-Nassr's AFC Champions League quarter-final opponents Al Ain as he prepares to return from suspension.WHAT HAPPENED?Ronaldo was hit with one match ban and a fine of 30,000 Saudi Riyals (£6,300) as punishment for aiming an obscene gesture at Al-Shabab fans on February 25. Al-Nassr won the game 3-2, but the result was overshadowed by Ronaldo's contr

Manchester United were beaten 3-1 by rivals City in the derby on Sunday and manager Erik ten Hag looks to be on borrowed timeManchester United manager Erik ten Hag looks increasingly unlikely to be at Old Trafford next season after Sunday's derby defeat at Manchester City – and a former Dutch international has highlighted the biggest issue with the 54-year-old's tenure.United took the lead e

La Liga powerhouse Barcelona are reportedly considering a move for former Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea, who is currently a free agent following his departure from the English club last summer.He has had several offers from the Premier League as well as abroad, including Saudi Arabia, but he reportedly refused them all.It has been reported that the player wants a return to La Liga and

Newcastle director plans, plus Wilson & De Gea updatesIt will be an interesting time at Newcastle United as they want to hold important internal discussions about how to replace Dan Ashworth. From what I heard, this is not something 100% clear yet and Newcastle want to take their time as they can't make the wrong move…it's crucial to continue with their project in the best way.Callum Wil